04 April 2009

Open Letter To The Former John McCain Campaign

Dear FJMcCC,

I would like to thank you for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for the vice-president slot in last year's election cycle. If you hadn't done so, then we (the public) would likely not have been treated to the ongoing sideshow that is her family. I mean, it's possible that any seated governor's sister-in-law being arrested for burglary would have made the news, but your elevation of this eminently disfunctional family to the national spotlight has been a boon for senses of humor around the country and, indeed, around the world.

Thanks ever so much,


Mauigirl said...

And of course if he hadn't chosen her we might be looking at a President McCain right now. I really think the choice of Palin pushed a lot of undecideds over to the Obama side. Thank you McCain!

Sherry said...

and gov palin decided to rant about her grandson's daddy the other day using official stationary. oh the joy!

Dusty said...

The Wasilla Hillbillies never cease to provide me with entertainment. Dog Bless em! ;p