It's a Good Thing That Cognitive Dissonance Isn't Flammable

Because otherwise Michael Steele would have spontaneously combusted when he said this:

"Ronald Reagan never lived in the past,” Steele will say. “Ronald Reagan was all about the future. If President Reagan were here today he would have no patience for Americans who looked backward."

I hate to engage in (implied) generalizations, but... are there any intelligent Republicans left in the world?

Wingnut FAIL

Since when is it acceptable for an American to ask the president for something? The president is the servant of the people, not the other way around. This reminds me of a different type of relationship: slave/master or serf/noble.

Jonathon Gardner at Federal Way Conservative. (Yes, you read the rollover on that link correctly, the post is titled "Slave Begs her Master for a House")

Any road,... according to the tortured (and false) logic in the above quote, it is unacceptable to ask a servant to do something.

(h/t to Doctor Zaius)