Bailed-out firms rename their cash bonuses as ‘retention awards.’
Dear Huge Companies,
It's not the name, you over-entitled, privileged, completely-out-of-touch-with-the-real-world, frozen hot chocolate (wtf is that, anyway?) drinking, money-grubbing assholes. It's the fact that you're giving each other multi-millions of dollars while everyone else suffers.
(I) Sincerely (hope you choke on your frozen hot chocolate),