06 October 2008

Joe Six-Pack, You Betcha

Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi nails it perfectly:

Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she's a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant-size bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the Sizzlin' Picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her. Not because it makes sense, or because it has a chance of improving his life or anyone else's, but simply because it appeals to the low-humming narcissism that substitutes for his personality, because the image on TV reminds him of the mean, brainless slob he sees in the mirror every morning.


And, as if to prove Taibbi's point, we have this comment on the article:

dang! with tat B-minus Hawaii prep school kid on the other side of tat fence clinchin' to names like Khalid al-Mansour, Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko and Rev. Jeremiah Wright tat Palin lady from what you write fits right nicely in tat big picture. Maybe tat Matthew Franck fellow wus lookin' for a pin and not a needle in tat hay sack.
Aenold Glasow said, "It is harder to conceal igorance than to acquire knowledge." With tat neither one could be a hair on a gnats a!!. Sad tat Shawnee Chief Tecumseh ain't still around.


The quote in that quote, by the way, is Arnold Glasgow, and the word was, duh, "ignorance".

Read the whole thing here.

05 October 2008

Palin Aphabet

A is for Apocalypse, which we're hoping to have
B is for Bailout, so the haves can have more
C is for Christ, ya we like him a lot
D is for Doncha know, doggone it
E is for English only, no heathen tongues here
F is for Free Markets, except for cases of B
G is for God, who created Earth 6000 years ago
H is for Heathens, who'll be left behind
I is for Ice caps, which cover our oil
J is for Jews, we'll perfect them for A
K is for Killing, those wolves from the air
L is for Libruls, hated by G
M is for Money, second only to G
N is for Neo-cons, beloved by G
O is for Oil, drill baby drill
P is for Palin, of course
Q is for Queers, who G really hates
R is for Republicans, the real chosen ones
S is for Shoutouts, to 3rd graders during debates
T is for Taxes, which must be cut back
U is for Uranium, which powers nukular bombs
V is for Virgin, which my daughters all mostly are
W is for Wasilla, which I ran really bad well
X is for X husbands of sisters, who get fired by me
Y is for Younger, which my running mate isn't
Z is for Zero credibility, which I hide by being folksy

04 October 2008

The End Times Are Here

Lions are lying with lambs, and 80-something bluegrass legends are doing radio spots for Barack Obama.

Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

And if you don't know who Ralph Stanley is... well, I'll forgive you this time. You know his voice, though....



(h/t to Brian at Incertus)

Should We Mess With It?

03 October 2008

01 October 2008

DO IT NOW (If you haven't already)



Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The Wev Edition



Talk amongst yerselves. I'm prepping Sarah Palin for her debate tomorrow night.

"A is for Apple"
"B is for Boy"
"C is for Cat"
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29 September 2008

Separated at Birth?



Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson and Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes

28 September 2008

Sunday Fiction Reappears... But Not Here

Check out my latest Creatively Created Creative Writing post at ShakesQuill, y'all.

And, if'n ye want to, check out the whole story here.

27 September 2008

26 September 2008

Thought For The Day

“Civilization rests on a set of promises; if the promises are broken too often, the civilization dies, no matter how rich it may be, or how mechanically clever. Hope and faith depend on the promises; if hope and faith go, everything goes/”—Herbert Agar, American Author.

25 September 2008

And Like A Good Neighbor...

Mishael is there.

He's a new(ish) resident next door, and he's one cool dude. We can sit and talk about, for example, the Big Bang, pre-Historic civilizations, Classical music, and politics. And that was just this afternoon.

And?

He feeds me, which is a welcome break from the taters I've been living on for the last several days. Vegetable beef soup and cornbread - baked in a cast iron skillet. Yum.

Also?

He sent me home with two big ole containers of soup, and a third of one of the cornbreads.

Phriends Rule.

24 September 2008

Hmmm, Wanna Bet This Becomes A Talking Point For Limbaugh, Hannity, et. al.?

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!




"These people haven't had orgasms for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Republicans and their Christianistas and their Republican Christianistas. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have Multiple Orgasms."
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com


Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The Huh Wednesday Happens Every Damn Week Edition



Huh?

Oh, Hi guys!

Forgot you was comin' over.

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Lenny Bruce is Not Afraid. Eye of a Hurricane, Listen to Yourself Churn -



Rule 5: Always keep in mind that the goal is to privatize gains to a few, and socialize losses to the many.

h/t to Mustang Bobby, over at his place.
(Also, is it just me? I keep thinking of Lesbian Rules)

22 September 2008

Post #682

I got nothing to say today, so go read my blogroll.

Over there --->

Just scroll down.

21 September 2008

TAKE ACTION

Tell your Representative/Senators/Presidential Candidate of choice that you think the Corporate Welfare Package being proposed is a steaming pile of bullshit!!

Click here to sign the petition.

20 September 2008

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17 September 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The I Miss Callie Edition



I'm not, like, really sad or anything, but I do miss her.

So, now that I've pepped you all up, what's on yer minds this evening?


The best shot of her...


..and a more typical outcome of trying to photograph her.

16 September 2008

Highway Robbery (Literally)

A week ago today, I got gas at the country store down the road for $3.45/gallon.

Enter Hurricane Ike (which didn't get within 500 miles of Western North Carolina)...

Today I had to drive to five different places to even find gas - apparently they've all been without since Friday - and it was $4.69/gallon.

Let's hear it for unfettered Capitalism!!!

15 September 2008

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, and....

If Sarah Palin had named you, you would be called....

Scat Dubya Palin

I think I'll stick with Bob... whatever my last name is.

(nicked from knikked - thanks Vikki!)

14 September 2008

Sunday Political Thought

If Republicans and Reich-Wing Bloviators (Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, et.al.) are always calling Dems/Liberals "commies", then why are the Republican states the Reds?

13 September 2008

Jeebus, That's a Big MoFo




This image provided by NOAA shows Hurricane Ike in the Gulf of Mexico closing in on the Texas coast. The image was taken at 4:40 a.m. EDT Friday Sept. 12, 2008. Ike was then a Category 2 storm with maximum sustained winds that had increased slightly to near 105 mph. (from the Discovery website)
Re: This post, I received the following email....

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12 September 2008

Quote of the Day

It’s been a sobering, humbling seven years riding this Learning Curve, hurtling through an ever narrowing tunnel of darkness on the back of this unrecognizable thing we call America the Beautiful, America the Terrible, One Nation Under God, Inexcusable, Indefensible, Unaccountable, With Liberty and Justice for the Highest Bidder.

And in the end, if we paid any attention at all, we learned that Fundamentalism, be it Islamic, or Christian, or Capitalist, is an evil thing, a poison, an indiscriminate reaper of souls, those of its practitioners who perceive its darkness as The Light, and those who, in opposing it, become the Beast we set out to destroy.


- my Siamese Cousin, TheCunningRunt. Please go read the whole thing.

11 September 2008

Forever Autumn

Back when I was first in college (try #1), I became a big fan of the Moody Blues ... okay, there was a woman involved, but I had always like the band.... Anyway, Justin Hayward - guitarist and lead singer of the Moody Blues - did a project with Jeff Wayne; a musical adaptation of HG Wells War of the Worlds.

This song was my favorite from the whole album, and contains one of my favorite set of lyric lines ever:

Through autumn’s golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
’Cause you're not here


Here's Hayward singing the song with chamber orchestra backup:

10 September 2008

Here's Hoping

Barack Obama was not my first - or second choice - for the Democratic nomination. He is far from a perfect candidate; but then again, perfect candidates exist only in dreams and movies. But, by God, he's infinitely better than the offering of the other major party. And if the election isn't decisively and unfudgably won by Obama, then there is something woefully - and quite likely fatally - wrong with this country.

Barack Obama responds to the faux charges by the McCain Campaign:

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The "Hey, TCR, It's Actually Wednesday Today" Edition



I pick on my Siamese Cousin, but the days of the week, they do seem to all blend together sometimes. It's not just him that gets confoosed. (love ya, Cuz)

So, what's happening out there in the wide, wide world?

09 September 2008

GOPer's Charge



nabbed from The General's Place.
(1000 irredeemable points to the first person to ID, in comments, the origin of the pic)

08 September 2008

Were You Like Me?

And couldn't bear the thought of watching the Republican National Convention last week?

Well, the folks over at 23/6 took pity on us, and boiled the whole thing down to a more palatable 1 minute.

Ladles and Jellyspoons -- the RNC:




Hmmm. The video doesn't seem to be appearing on my screen, so here's a link.

Recommended Reading

Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform

But?

Put down the drink before you read. Trust me.

BWAH!!!!



(h/t to Chet Scoville)

Anti-Pork Palin



Image from this article.


Apparently the "change" the McCain/Palin Campaign is talking about is to change the meaning of words.

  • "I'm against pork barrel spending" = "I submitted 31 earmark requests totaling $197 million in the current (FY2009) budget cycle."
  • "I have foreign policy experience" = "Alaska is only 300 miles from Russia." and "My plan landed for refueling at Shannon Airport in Ireland."
  • "Country First" = "I used to belong to a secessionist movement."
  • "I am a feminist" = "Abortion, even in cases of incest, rape or the health of the mother, should be illegal."


The only change these Morans (please follow the links there for a lesson in FAIL) are interested is ... wait, there are two changes - 1) Changing money into their pockets (and the pockets of their cronies) and, 2) Changing Democracy into Theocracy.

07 September 2008

A Post For Sunday

Okay, I've posted now.

Off to play....

06 September 2008

Fare You Well, Muh Kitteh

Fare you well, my one true Callie.

A couple of weeks ago, I stepped next door for a few minutes and didn't make sure that the screen door of the Secret Lair (aka '73 Winnebago) was closed. When I came back, Callie had decided to venture outside.

She decided that she wanted to leave this Brokedown Palace. I tried coaxing her back in. No dice. I tried picking her up and carrying her back in, and she clawed the screen out to get back outside. I fixed the screen and tried again, and got scratches on my arms for the effort... and she found another weak spot on a screen.

The cat obviously wanted to be outdoors.

Around Monday or so, she started coming back inside to eat, but then wanted right back out. So, I'd just leave the door open for her when she came calling for food; or if I wanted to get her attention, I'd just shake the food dish. That sound has always caused both cats to come running. I had hoped this was leading to her staying inside again.



I haven't seen her since Thursday afternoon.

I've called. I've walked around in the woods. I've shaken the dish and even filled the empty tuna can, that I use to scoop cat food from the bag to the dish, and taken it outside so the sound would carry farther.

No sign.

Wherever you are, Callie, I hope you can listen to the river sing sweet songs to rock your soul.








Brokedown Palace

Fare you well, my honey, fare you well my only true one.
All the birds that were singing are flown, except you alone.

Going to leave this brokedown palace,
On my hand and knees, I will roll, roll, roll.
Make myself a bed in the waterside,
In my time, I will roll, roll roll.

In a bed, in a bed, by the waterside I will lay my head.
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

River going to take me, sing sweet and sleepy,
Sing me sweet and sleepy all the way back home.
Its a far gone lullaby, sung many years ago.
Mama, mama many worlds Ive come since I first left home.

Goin home, goin home, by the riverside I will rest my bones,
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

Going to plant a weeping willow,
On the banks green edge it will grow, grow, grow.
Sing a lullaby beside the water,
Lovers come and go, the river roll, roll, roll.

Fare you well, fare you well, I love you more than words can tell,
Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

05 September 2008

The Party Of Change

There's no way in hell I was gonna watch the Speechifying of Jamakane last night, but I did grab a bucket this morning and try to make it through the NYT online article about it.

Standing in the center of an arena here, surrounded by thousands of Republican delegates, Mr. McCain firmly signaled that he intended to seize the mantle of change Mr. Obama claimed in his own unlikely bid for his party’s nomination.



The best part of the article was the link to this Word Bubble chart:

(click to embiggen)

As you can clearly see, the Dems outChange the Reps by nearly 3:1.

Suck on that, you lying sacks o' shite Dinosaurs!!
(image gleefully absconded from Liss at Shakesville)

For the video - or text if you're like me and would rather have bamboo shoved under your nails than listen to Jamakane - of his acceptance speech, and lots of excellent critique/snark/wev, go check out Shakesville.

Oh, and for the record, I couldn't even make it through the article about the speech. My tummy curdled.

04 September 2008

Thursdom Ranty Pyday Monthon

Hmmmm

During the SpeechifyingTM at the RNC last night, the dog-whistle "community organizer" was repeated. Over. And. Over. Again.



(h/t to Rana in comments at the above link)

Just The Facts, Ma'am

The whole country - okay, the part that is doing more than just munching on the prairie grass as the wildfire rages towards them - is talking about Gov. Palin's speech at the Republican National Convention last night.

Well, those godless trehugging libruls at MoveOn.org have compiled a list of positions and statements that Palin has held/made that should give thinking people pause as regards getting behind the McCain/Palin ticket. I'll be taking they're advice and writing to my local rag. You should too.


  • Palin recently said that the war in Iraq is "God's task." She's even admitted she hasn't thought about the war much—just last year she was quoted saying, "I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq." 1, 2
  • Palin has actively sought the support of the fringe Alaska Independence Party. Six months ago, Palin told members of the group—who advocate for a vote on secession from the union—to "keep up the good work" and "wished the party luck on what she called its 'inspiring convention.'" 3
  • Palin wants to teach creationism in public schools. She hasn't made clear whether she thinks evolution is a fact. 4
  • Palin doesn't believe that humans contribute to global warming. Speaking about climate change, she said, "I'm not one though who would attribute it to being manmade." 5
  • Palin has close ties to Big Oil. Her inauguration was even sponsored by BP. 6
  • Palin is extremely anti-choice. She doesn't even support abortion in the case of rape or incest. 7
  • Palin opposes comprehensive sex-ed in public schools. She's said she will only support abstinence-only approaches. 8
  • As mayor, Palin tried to ban books from the library. Palin asked the library how she might go about banning books because some had inappropriate language in them—shocking the librarian, Mary Ellen Baker. According to Time, "news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire Baker for not giving "full support" to the mayor." 9
  • She DID support the Bridge to Nowhere (before she opposed it). Palin claimed that she said "thanks, but no thanks" to the infamous Bridge to Nowhere. But in 2006, Palin supported the project repeatedly, saying that Alaska should take advantage of earmarks "while our congressional delegation is in a strong position to assist." 10


Sources
1. "Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God'," Associated Press, September 3, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=24701&id=13709-8534799-7P4.Mmx&t=6

2. "Palin wasn't 'really focused much' on the Iraq war," ThinkProgress, August 30, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=24702&id=13709-8534799-7P4.Mmx&t=7

3. "The Sarah Palin Digest," ThinkProgress, September 4, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/palin-digest/

4. "McCain and Palin differ on issues," Associated Press, September 3, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=24703&id=13709-8534799-7P4.Mmx&t=8

5. Ibid

6. The Sarah Palin Digest," ThinkProgress, September 4, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/palin-digest/

7. Ibid

8. Ibid.

9. "Mayor Palin: A Rough Record," Time, September 2, 2008
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=24704&id=13709-8534799-7P4.Mmx&t=9

10. The Sarah Palin Digest," ThinkProgress, September 4, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/palin-digest/

03 September 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The I Totally Forgot It Was Wednesday (Again) Edition



Please send your thoughts to Brave Sir Robin and his family, as his brother was in a bad accident.

The Bloom Is Off The Rose

For those of you who don't pore over Crooks & Liars like I do...

The camera is off but the mics are still on, and Peggy Noonan, Mike Murphy and host Chuck Todd keep talking:



Rough transcript at C&L.

02 September 2008

The 2008 Campaign in 104 Words

From The Washington Post:

Rick Davis, campaign manager for John McCain's presidential bid, insisted that the presidential race will be decided more over personalities than issues during an interview with Post editors this morning.

"This election is not about issues," said Davis....

[...]

In reaction to Rick Davis' comments about the election not being about issues, Barack Obama campaign manager David Plouffe released the following statement: "We appreciate Senator McCain's campaign manager finally admitting that his campaign is not in fact about the issues the American people care about, which is exactly the kind of cynical old politics people are ready to change."



You know, he may tend to say misogynist things and ... well, whatever you may not like about Barack Obama, but one thing his campaign is not doing is shying away from hitting back at the Jamakane Parade of Bullshit.

01 September 2008

Palin Money Quote

“I’m not sure what she brings to the ticket other than she’s a woman and a conservative. Well, she’s a better speaker than McCain.”

– Faye Palin, the mother-in-law of Gov. Sarah Palin, quoted by the New York Daily News.


(h/t to Scrutiny Hooligan's Gordon Smith)

Happy Proletariat Day!!!

What? Labor Day is all about the masses, you know.


Pete Seeger and the Weavers

31 August 2008

31 August 1945

Part of an email received from my Dad:

Sixty-three years ago today, August 31, 1945, I stood at an altar in Duke University Chapel and watched as a lovely young lady danced down the aisle to the melody, “Here Comes the Bride.



Happy 63rd to my parents!

Dog Whistle?

I figured out why the presumptuous -- err, I mean presumptive Republican nominee chose the Governor of Alaska to be his running mate. For the next two months we'll be hearing the good bloviators of the MSM say:

"Let's look at McCain/Palin next to Obama/Biden."

McCain paling next to Obama.

I can see the Confederate Battle Flags waving as I type this.

30 August 2008

Political Obeservations

In a highly unscientific poll - meaning, I've been looking around while driving and, when I've ventured out to the local supermarket, I've walked around the parking lot and looked at bumpers - I have concluded that if there's anybody around here who's thinking of voting for Jamakane, they're not proud of it, or letting the world know who they support.





Barack Obama Jamakane
Yard Signs 12 0
Bumper Stickers 127 0
TOTAL 139 0


What makes this even more surprising is that Henderson County, where I live, is predominantly Republican (somewhere around 70-75%, I can't find the actual numbers).

Somehow, I don't think that Jamakane (POW-AZ) choosing unknown, untested, unexperienced (she has roughly 1/6th of Obama's political experience - looking only at time served) and possibly unethical Sarah Palin as his running mate will evoke a wave of yard sign/bumper sticker placements for the Republican ticket.

Can Diebold rigging overcome a 20 percentage point loss? We shall see.

29 August 2008

My Sentiments Perzackly





Gleefully stolen from FranIAm. If you have an open mind, please go read her post.

Wake Up America!

I watched the Democratic National Convention online at the DNC site, mainly because I wanted to see the convention, not listen to the talking heads tell me what to think.

The entire convention was fantastic, in my opinion.

Somehow, though, I missed this speech from Representative Dennis Kucinich (D- Ohio) on Wednesday:



If only our system wasn't so skewed, we could have Kucinich (and others like him) at higher levels.

28 August 2008

Thursday Pythonica

Fawlty Towers:

/smile



Thanks to Liss for posting this.

27 August 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The Democratic Convention Edition



Yes, we can!!

So, who's been watching, and who hasn't? I've been watching online, here, and there. are. no. talking. heads. Some dude named... ummm, "Bill Clinton"(?) is gonna Speechify tonight. Might be interesting, might not be.

Anyway, open a ber[sic] and pull up a log!

26 August 2008

Demo Graphic


Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

Damn, I love The Onion.

Image of the Morning*



*Could actually end up Image of the Day.. or even the Week. We shall see....

25 August 2008

You Know That Old Joke About Oceanfront Property In Arizona?

May not be a joke in a few decades.

From Discovery News comes this wonderful news:

Locked away in the frozen soils of the Arctic tundra, there lies a ticking time bomb.

Nothing more than accumulated leaves, roots and other plant matter, the unassuming detritus is rich in carbon, giving it the power to dramatically enhance the effects of global warming should it ever get into the atmosphere. But for now it mostly lies dormant, in cold storage in the permafrosts of Siberia, Alaska, and Canada.

[...]

In a study published this week in the journal Nature Geoscience,
[the team of researchers at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks] estimate there may be almost 100 billion tons of carbon in the first meter of soil alone.
(emphasis mine)

In the permafrost.

Which is starting to thaw.

That's equivalent to about a quarter of the amount currently in Earth's atmosphere, or 10 years' worth of global emissions from human activity.

Read the whole article here.

24 August 2008

Sunday Place Holder

About 2 years ago I was watching Public TV out of Tennessee with my antenna, and this video played between programs. The picture wasn't quite clear enough for me to tell if it was and actual instrument, or if it was computer generated, but it really didn't matter because, as I watched, I noticed that every placement on every string was correct for the music.

In other words, it was fucking awesome.

Enjoy.



And here's another one that ... just rawks.

23 August 2008

Saturday Video

The Moody Blues:

22 August 2008

Quote of the Day*

I predict that by the time the Republican National Convention rolls around, the GOP's entire platform will have degenerated into a series of grunting sounds and vaguely threatening snorts.

Found here.

* don't even expect this to become a regular feature.

My Inner Nerd Just Creamed



Let's just hope - for the sake of the whole world - that John McCain fails his savings throw.

(found at +2 for hope... h/t to C&L)

21 August 2008

Thursday Pythonica

I forgot to post the final part of the Science Fiction skit last week, so here it is:


Genre Bending Music

And I like it...

20 August 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The Is There Some Sort of Sporting Event Going On? Edition



Greetings, Sports Fans!

And the rest of you, as well!

So I hear there's some dude swimming really fast... not sure if I've heard his name... and that lesbians are taking over (and giving away toasters).

Thoughts? Predictions? Predilections?

18 August 2008

McCain: Man of the People?

Latest from The Real McCain:



"Most working families today do not have homes that have anywhere near ten rooms. John McCain has ten houses. Many working people in America have to work two and three jobs to provide for their families and pay their car loans. John McCain hops on a private jet. Is it any wonder why McCain champions a George Bush agenda of cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, helping oil companies turn record profits, and leaving working families to fend for themselves? McCain's velvet world leaves him utterly unprepared to make the tough choices we need to restore the middle class and ensure that everyone in America has quality, affordable health insurance."

- Andy Stern, President, Service Employees International Union (SEIU)





But, as we all know, it's Barack Obama who is an elitist.

17 August 2008

This is Not Monday's Post

For Jen



UPDATED: Extra credit to Jen for recognizing the singer, when I got it wrong.

Question

How can you not like music with the following lyrics:


DARCY’S DONKEY

Twas up the Bluestack mountains, D’arcy kept a bit of a still
We were sneaking home a bottle, when the guards came up the hill
“Lose the booze” cried D’arcy! And before we could reply,
He’d poured it in the nosebag of his donkey standing by.
The donkey had a ganky leg, and only one good eye.
When he got a lick of the whiskey, well you’d swear that he could fly
He rocketed through the roundabout, and down by jamsie’s bar,
Then he vaulted through the hedges at the track at ballintra



Here’s to you, to me and one and all
To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall
Here’s to you, to me and one and all
the day that D’arcy’s drunken donkey won the race at Donegal



The gardai chased the donkey, and we followed in pursuit,
For fear they’d spill the whiskey, we begged them not to shoot
We barreled through the turnstiles we got there just in time,
To place our bets before the lot of ‘em reached the starting line.
The flag was up the race was on, the donkey looked behind
He saw the guards were after him but sure he didn’t mind
He had himself another sip and a second one as well,
Then bucked and kicked and knocked the competition all to hell.



Here’s to you, to me and one and all
To the garda, and the gargle, and the trophy on the wall
Here’s to you, to me and one and all
the day that D’arcy’s drunken donkey won the race at Donegal



The donkey past the post about a lap or two ahead
He finished off the whiskey and then toppled over dead
We went to check the bets and found when everything was done
The garda came in second and paid 35 to one!
So we dragged the donkey’s carcass down to jamesies for a pint
To drink up all our winnings, and to celebrate the night
We missed the poor old Donkey, but still we had to laugh
When Jamesie made a trophy of the Donkey’s better half



So raise a beer in the air, to that famous derriere
Everybody raise a glass to D’arcy’s ass! D’arcy’s ass!



CHORUS


Gaelic Storm, who first gained notoriety as the "Steerage Band" in the movie Titanic. If you're not familiar, check out some of their YouTube goodness.

I Am A Font of.... Something




You Are Comic Sans



You are a nothing but a big goofball. You're quite playful and fun!

You're widely known for your zany personality and your vivacious attitude.



To say that you stand out in a crowd would be a definite understatement.

Remember that you are overwhelming at times and that people appreciate you best in small doses.



(h/t to Samurai Frog)

16 August 2008

Morning Funny

On Thursday, over at Shakesville, Space Cowboy posted a funny SPAM subject line. I've been getting these same "CNN" and "msnbc" updates in my SPAM folder - and I've heard they contain some nasty virii, so don't click if you get one.

Anyway, I open my email this morning and find the following in the SPAM folder...

15 August 2008

J'acuse!*

I have been viciously accused.

This post is to rectify any misunderstanding.

That is all.



*sorry if that's spelled wrong. I don't parlez the Francais.

14 August 2008

There's Still Hope....

Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
By Naomi Shihab Nye

After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? We told her the flight was going to be 4 hours late and she
Did this.

I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu-beduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?

The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.
She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late.

Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.

She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of
It. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.

Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.

She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.

She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.

To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There is no better cookies.

And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,
With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.

And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.
Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.

They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.

Not everything is lost.




(h/t to The General)

Thursday Random Pythonimity

The Crimsom Permanent Assurance






Because Christina didn't remember seeing it, that's why*.

( *stolen from DCup)

13 August 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The I Can't Think of a Good Name for This Edition Edition



So, when there's a warm spell after the first frost, it's called "Indian Summer". What about a gloriously cool spell in August? Does that have a name other than "Wonderful"? The high temperature here in Teh Mountainz, NC today was 75° - and that was at the airport down in the valley, which generally is 5-8 degrees warmer than here in Teh Lair Woods.

Discuss.

HERE'S A SHOCK!!!

Haloscan is acting up. Won't let me comment for 18145 more seconds, so I'll see y'all in 300 hours. That's 12½ days. Jeebus.

12 August 2008

Tuesday Request Post...

Is up over at ShakesQuill.

You know what to do.

11 August 2008

Speaking of the Environment...



Go here for more info.

Unclear On The Concept?

A couple weeks ago I was doing some research for an article I was working on for another venue, and I came across a an article linked from E: The Environmental Magazine. I clicked on the link, and was told that to read it I would have to sign up for a free trial issue. Sure, no prob. It stated right there that I could opt out of the 1 year subscription, blah, blah, blah.

Problem #1: After filling out the form for the free issue, I was given access to the first issue of the magazine, not the article I was wanting to read for my research.

Problem #2: The bill for the one year subscription arrived in the mail a couple days ago - before the free issue ever arrived.

Problem #3: The envelope? From E: The Environmental Magazine? Came stuffed with about 30 pieces of paper, with all kinds of BS offers from I don't know what-all. WHAT!?!?

All hail capitalism!

Best. Cover. Evah.



(thanks to Jen for finding that for me when my Google Fu proved to not be up to the task)

((and, for those who didn't see it when it was going around a few weeks ago, here's a captioned version of Cocker singing the song at Woodstock. WARNING: Set down all drinks to protect your keyboard!!))

10 August 2008

Sunday Fiction....

has moved to its new home! So head on over and read it.

While you're there? Read some (all) of the wonderful posts my co-contributors have up.

This week's request post will be up over there on Tuesday,... but I'll prolly remind you of that on Tuesday.

08 August 2008

This Could Be My Last Post

Since I'm about to say something bad about the owners of the platform upon which I blog.

Have you been to the Google mainpage today?




Is anyone surprised that Google is touting the Beijing Olympics? They have, after all, bent over backward to give the Chinese government what they wanted infowise about users, in order to reap more profits.

I think it was a horrible decision on the part of the IOC to give the games to Beijing in the first place, and... anyway. I just don't want to think about it, really.

07 August 2008

Thursday Bonus Video

One of the best movies ever:



"As you wish"

Thursday Pythonica: Sci-Fi Sketch, Part II



Part I here.

06 August 2008

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The I Can't Think of a Good Name Edition

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The Hot & Bothered Edition



It's been in the mid/upper ninety's the past couple days, which - for these mountains - is above normal. Added to that is the approximate 165% humidity, and not having A/C - because it's not supposed to be this freakin' hot up on the side of the mountain - and viola. Hot & bothered.

Thank Ceiling Cat this is a virtual phyre.

So, what is on the minds of my phriends this summer night?

Paris For Prez?

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


"I'll see you at the debates, bitchez!"

(h/t to SAP, Mustang Bobby - who says "[Paris] proves she's more than just a hotel in the capital of France", and prolly a bunch of other people, but it's early)

05 August 2008

Important Breaking News Message Thingy

From the office of ... ummm, me:


♫ All in favor of banning weekdays entirely (and henceforth generating automatic income for all without need of doing such boring things as "going to work") signify by saying Aye


Replies so far are 5 (sorta) aye, and 3 n/v, and 1 "wants something sweet"


so it looks like everybody needs must stock up on beer and such, cause we're moving to the Socialist's Paradise.

Down with The Man!

Free Tibet!

Free Mumia!

Free Radicals!... oh, wait.

Creative Writing Announcement

Hey there!

Some of you may be wondering where the request post was that would normally be put up on Monday...

Well, there's been a change of plans. Beginning this week, I'll be posting the requests and the story chapters over at ShakesQuill, which is the sister site of Shakesville, and concentrates on literary matters - and yet, they've agreed to let me post my doggerel there anyway. ;)

So, head on over there to leave a snippet for this week's chapter!

03 August 2008

Sunday Fiction - Part IX

It had been a very quiet week in the city in the mountains. I was still recovering from my abortive attempt at camping, and the head wound that resulted. The antibiotics were doing their job, but I had been experiencing a headache and so had unplugged my phone.

Which wasn't doing my bank account any good. Of course, clients had been few and far between for some time, so maybe I wasn't missing anything. No way to know.

Another aftereffect of my wound - or at least I thought it was an aftereffect - was that I was cold a lot of the time, so I began to think that a warmer, more arid climate was becoming vastly appealing.

I spent several days holed up in my office with the lights low and the curtains drawn, and then, as I began to feel a bit better, I ventured online to check my email and such. Imagine my surprise and joy when I saw that I had a message from Arianne!

I clicked on it and read eagerly. She had received the package, and decided that it was time to be back in touch with me, and, according to her message, talk about us getting back together. And there at the very end was her Skype name and "call me!"

After my eagerness to be in touch with her, I was somewhat surprised by my hesitancy to do so now that she had requested it, and so I dithered for a day or so, then logged into Skype and entered her name. Almost immediately, I received confirmation that she had added me as a contact.

I clicked on her name, and the computer dialed.

"Hi, Guy."

"Hi, Arianne."

After a brief silence, we continued for a while with some small talk... "Yeah it's been awhile... Not much, how 'bout you...I'm not sure why I called... I guess I really just wanted to talk to you... And I was thinking maybe later on... We could get together for awhile... It's been such a long time... And I really do miss your smile"

I paused for a moment, then said "Well, either you need to tell me where you are or you can come here."

Arianne replied, "I'm over in Dandridge. Living on Rossi Street, down near the --" and the call dropped. Then my computer went crazy....

The virus had appeared out of nowhere, and so they found themselves cut off. I looked around the office, but there was no one else - I had no idea where the voice came from.


Arianne looked at her computer in a daze as window after window opened. She couldn't get it to stop, so she shut the computer off, laid down on her bed and stared at the ceiling. It was nice to hear Guy's voice again, but she wasn't sure what to do next. She continued thinking as she drifted off to sleep....

The howling of the coyotes woke her up. They seemed to be just outside her bedroom window, they were that loud. And it was very odd, because she had, up to now, had no inkling that there were coyotes in the area. She got up and looked out the window and saw Geneva in the yard, struggling against a strong wind, picking up fallen branches. There had apparently been a storm come through while Arianne slept. Arianne pulled on a jacket and went outside to help, as it was obvious that Geneva was having a hard time of it.

The two women worked silently for a few minutes, cleaning up the storm damage, and, just as they collected all the debris, a powerful gust of wind came along and scattered the pile. Arianne looked around disgustedly, and she sighed and began rearranging the tree branches. Again.

When they had regathered all the mess, they went back into the house and discovered that mayhem had taken place in the kitchen. Geneva had baked a pie before the storm came through, and had forgotten that it was sitting on the window sill. Feathers were everywhere, and apple pie was out of the question. Geneva had a crazed look in her eyes as she said, "I can't seem to rid my house of these dots." Arianne stared at her landlady, not knowing what to say - or do.



It took me a couple of days, and a visit from Jimmy the Bartender - who was a bit of a computer whiz - to get the virus out of my computer, and when I tried to get in touch with Arianne, I had no luck. So, I decided to go "old school" and send her a letter. I spent some time carefully composing a letter that I hoped would be well received and addressed the envelope as best I could. It was impossible to know if her letter was going to get to its destination, so vague was the address she provided.

By now my head wound was pretty much healed, and the headaches were gone, so I decided to venture out. I waited until evening, and walked down the street toward the Five Spot. The sun was bright and the size of a quarter, yet the moon appeared as a silvery dollar. The street was more crowded than usual, and I had to push my way through folks and to the door of the pub.

I entered and found myself looking at a standoff. The regular patrons were all crowded into one corner of the room, and Dirk Easley was standing in front of the bar, his hands held out from his sides. A large man was standing a few feet away, a gun in his hands, his eyes darting back and forth from Dirk to the folk in the corner. He saw me and spun around to point the gun at me and said, "Where would the plane land now? Can you tell me that?!?"

Dirk took advantage of my entry and lunged at the man, who reacted fast and fired the gun at Dirk. Jimmy and I moved at the same time and wrestled the man to the floor and disarmed him. Jimmy held the man down as I went to check on Dirk.

"Damn slugs," Dirk said, clutching at the wound in his gut. He looked up at me as his eyes began to glaze over and quietly said, "But how did my pants get wet?"

01 August 2008

Hmmmm

At the suggestion of a blog maven who shall remain nameless, I was checking my visitor logs to see if I could find a "trigger" for the bo-o-o-gus spam charge against me, and found this:



UPDATE: I don't really think there's a conspiracy going on, but the above visit? Was on the date of this post.

This Video Can't Be Posted Too Often

I love this song.

Whew!

So, yesterday evening I got an email from Blogger, which said, in part:
Your blog at: http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com/ has been identified as a potential spam blog. To correct this, please request a review by filling out the form at http://............

Your blog will be deleted within 20 days if it isn't reviewed, and you'll be unable to publish posts during this time.
[...]
Thank you for your understanding and for your help with our spam-fighting efforts.

Sincerely,

The Blogger Team


¿Que? Spam blog? Moi??? Nuh-uh! Nichevo!! I may be a phydeauxp, but I'm not spam!!!

So I go to my dashboard and see this message:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have to be able to post! I am a blogger, I must blog!!

As it turns out, I wasn't the only one who got locked out of my own blog. All I can figure is that Blogger did an "upgrade" of their spam search code and it... FAILED. It couldn't possibly have been the installation of some sort of Gummint spyware - "persons of interest"/"subversive element"/"free thinker"/"this will go down on your permanent record" - thingy that didn't work quite like they wanted it to.... Or did it?

Hmmmm, I wonder if those FEMA concentration camps are finished yet?

Oh, by the way, as you can see from the screen cap above, this is my 601st post. Not bad for 17 months of blogging.