Happy 75th Willie!!!

If I still smoked, I'd burn a fatty in your honor!

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The What to Call This Edition Edition

Morning!

Oh, sorry.

Evening!

What's going on, people? Tell me in comments. (open phorum)

This is a Post

And so my Blog365 commitment is fulfilled for today.

That is all.

No, that's not all.

George W. Bush is the biggest sack of lying, hypocritical, festering, craptacular shit in the history of the Universe.

Now I'm done.

And What Were You Doing?

Must see poetry by Suheir Hammad:



(h/t to Manila Ryce)

Post #463

I had no idea about what I would post today - I'm tired of politics, and the kittehs have been boring lately. Luckily, I've been saved by Linda! This is one that went around before, but I have a different book lying next to me now, so....

Teh Rulz:
1. Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. No cheating!
2. Find page 123.
3. Find the first five sentences.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.


The book: The Venetian's Wife, by Nick Bantock.

The sentences:

Forgive my paternalism, but I do wish to give you a modicum of fatherly advice. The things you've learnt about yourself from the sculptures cannot be translated into words. They are physical memories that manifest themselves in your growing feelings for Marco.

That's not a bad teaser for the book, btw. It's one of the several I've received in the last couple weeks from people who are special to me, and I very much enjoyed it ... both the story and the illustrations.

Also, I can't live by your rules, man. I'm not tagging anybody this time.

I Swear There's A House in the Background

Part III in a continuing series (which may, in fact, be done now)
Part I and II

If you look at Part I, you'll see where the house is ... you know, the one that can barely be seen now.

A Friday Video

For any and all who are going through tough times these days, be it economically, physically, or wev.

Peter Gabriel and Paula Cole, from the "Secret World Live":

Thursday Pythonica

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The To Sleep; Perchance to Dream Edition

Happy Birthday, Master Shakespeare!

Proposéd, for thy consideration, most excellent Phriends:

A converse and a dialog,
Betwixt and 'tween us all
With potent potables, victuals
Our phriendships do enthrall.

What say ye all?

The Bard's Birthday

In honor of the day, a selection from Much Ado About Nothing.

For those of you who may not know the context, Benedick and Beatrice have both been long sworn to the single life. But, thanks to the machinations of their friends, they have come to realize their love for each other - but ... well, I'll let the words speak for themselves:

BENEDICK: Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice? BEATRICE:[Unmasking] I answer to that name. What is your will? BENEDICK: Do not you love me? BEATRICE: Why, no; no more than reason. BENEDICK: Why, then your uncle and the prince and Claudio Have been deceived; they swore you did. BEATRICE: Do not you love me? BENEDICK: Troth, no; no more than reason. BEATRICE: Why, then my cousin Margaret and Ursula Are much deceived; for they did swear you did. BENEDICK: They swore that you were almost sick for me. BEATRICE: They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. BENEDICK: 'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me? BEATRICE: No, truly, but in friendly recompense. LEONATO: Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. CLAUDIO: And I'll be sworn upon't that he loves her; For here's a paper written in his hand, A halting sonnet of his own pure brain, Fashion'd to Beatrice. HERO: And here's another Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, Containing her affection unto Benedick. BENEDICK: A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts. Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity. BEATRICE: I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption. BENEDICK: Peace! I will stop your mouth. [Kisses her] DON PEDRO: How dost thou, Benedick, the married man? BENEDICK: I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No: if a man will be beaten with brains, a' shall wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion.

And a clip from the 1993 Kenneth Branagh version, containing the above lines:

I Am Spicy!!!

Your Score: Juniper Berries

You scored 100% intoxication, 25% hotness, 75% complexity, and 75% craziness!

You are Juniper Berries!

You're a drunk. No, really. Cool it with the hooch.

Just kidding. You're really good at adding flavour to boring old life. You can be astringent at times, but once the harshness passes, you're quite relaxing. And you smell good, too.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(jodiesattva)

(h/t to Samurai Frog)

My Ass Has Been Tagged!

My Siamese Cousin, The Cunning Runt, has tagged me for the following meme...

Here’s The Deal: Link to the person who tagged you (done. ) Post the rules on your blog (done. ) Write six random things about yourself. Tag six random people by linking to their blogs. Let each of the six know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment (on their blogs). Let your tagger know when your entry is up.

And off we go....

1) I have sported a beard almost my entire life. Well, since puberty hit, anyway. The only times I haven't had a beard were the times when I worked in the food service industry.

2) My first vehicle was a 1972 Volkswagen Microbus Kampmobile. It was fully decked out, except for the pop-top sleeping loft. I loved the Bus, and drove the hell out of it. The best thing about it was the fact that I kept it stocked with "emergency" camping supplies, which meant I could, at any time, take off and go camping.

3) I love camping. See #2 above, and note that I live in a Winnebago RV now (and for the last 7 1/2 years.

4) In high school, I played every single brass instrument in band. (not all at once, you understand) In marching band, I played the baritone (freshmen year) and flügelhorn (soph, jr, sr years). In concert band I primarily played the euphonuim (baby tuba), but in my senior year I was part of a brass quintet, and played tuba, trombone and euphonium. And in the Spring Concert, I played french horn on one of the selections.

5) For two years I was part owner of, and ran, a head shop in Asheville, NC. I advertised in the local free weekly (Mountain Xpress). I normally would do a Top Ten reasons to shop at my store, and one week I added, at the bottom of the ad, "Ask about our naked shopper discount!" I never expected people would take me up on it. Silly me. Some people are quite exhibitionistic. And, yes, several people, both male and female, took advantage of the discount.

6) I am a big fan of hippie chicks. See #5 above.

CR tagged the people I would have tagged, so I'll just let anyone who reads this and wants to have at it.

I've Been Making Out Like a Bandit

No, not like that, you dirty minded people!

I have had, over the last week or so, four packages arrive in the mail. My neighbor, whose address I use for mail (since I live on his land and all), must wonder what is going on.

The Take (click to embiggen)

In the photo are 2 books, a bag of coffee, and a package (alas, now empty) of chocolates from Jen and 3 books (well, technically 5, as "one" of them is a packaged trilogy) from my sister.

Also, rumor has it that Linda is sending (or has sent or will soon be sending) me some cookies.

It's good to be the Bob!

Poll Results for "Labels" Question

In a conversation with Jen a few days ago, I remarked that I was thinking of eliminating the list of labels (tags, categories, wev you might call them) in my sidebar, in an attempt to have less ... stuff ... flowing down the side of the page.

She said, "But they're useful, don't you think?"

"Meh," I replied.

She was persistent in her opinion, however, so I put it to you, my Dear Readers.

Sigh, I am well and truly put in my place. By an overwhelming margin, you have agreed with her. 10 out of 15 people said, "Yes", 1 said "No", 3 said "What are Labels?" and 1 said "Why would I navigate a site?". Why, indeed?

The list stays. And I thank you for your input.

Special Sunday Python(Monty)

Just because, that's why*.


(* h/t to DCup, again)

In Harmony, Heading Toward a Movement!

First, a "cover" of The Element Song:



Second, the man himself performing The Pollution Song:



Because Jen said so, that's why.
(h/t to DCup)

My Memories Go Farther Back Than I Do

The Jesse Lee Home, in Seward, Alaska.

My dad was the administrator of that orphanage for three years back in the late 1950's, and took that photo from a mountainside nearby. My family lived in Alaska for five years (back before I was born) and dad took thousands of slide photos. When I was little, I used to look at them all the time.

My next older sibling was about the same age in the photos as I was when looking at them, and, being brothers, we looked somewhat alike. For some reason, this convinced me that the li'l boy in the photos was me. Oh, yes, I insisted so. To the great amusement of my family.

Whenever we all get together now, it doesn't take long for one of them to ask me if I remember such-and-such from Alaska.

Pydom Ranthon

The "debate" last night made me think of this:

Politics As Usual?

Let's assume for the moment that Barack Obama is going to be the Democratic nominee for President this year. Okay, not really that much of an assumption, because the math is very much in his favor at this point. Anyway, that means the Republican operatives are busy marking out the word "woman" and all the other misogynistic pejoratives they had in their talking points when they thought that Hillary Clinton would be the nominee, and replacing them with racist and xenophobic ones - because, you know, Obama sounds like Osama ... plus he's black!!1! And their target audience won't really notice the difference. Cause we all know that wimmins, minorities and ferrners is beneath consideration.

The good news is that with things the way they are these days (housing market collapse, deep dissatisfaction with the direction the country is headed, etc., etc., etc.), that Republican target audience is pretty small, and Obama has a chance to become President. Further good news is Obama has invigorated young voters, with his Audacity of Hope and all.

But that scares me.

I suppose it's because I first became aware of politics during the Nixon Administration, but I have a pervading mistrust of politicians. All politicians. And I have a sinking feeling that Obama's words are no more than that - just words to help him get elected - as are the words of Hillary Clinton and, even more so, John McCain.

So what I'm afraid will happen is that all these first-time voters who are energized by Barack Obama will be permanently disillusioned by the entire political process when President Obama turns out (if, indeed, he does) to be no different than anyone who has occupied the White House in the last 30 years. Beholden to the wealthy and the corporations.

Of course, why should this generation be any different than previous ones?

What do you folks think?

Pheaux Phyre Phorum: The We Miss Christina Tonight Edition

Alas, phriend of the blog Christina is sans internet at home tonight, and will not be able to join us. We'll just have to muddle through, somehow.

Such a pity, because I had stocked a big bottle of Jameson's. More for the rest of us, I suppose!

Beer and mixers in the creek, munchies on the table, and comments .....