Beck even went so far as to cite Jesus Christ, saying, and I quote: "Nowhere does Jesus say, Hey, if somebody asks for your shirt, give your coat to the government and have the government give them a pair of slacks." Well, Beck has me there. It is quite true that nowhere does Jesus say that. Nor, for that matter, does he ever say, A wop bop a lu bop, a wop bam boom!
Tutti Frutti, thy name is Glenn Beck.
(h/t to PZ Myers, who needs me linking to him like I need to gain a few pounds, but there it is)