OMFSM! I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing!
Gleefully nabbed from FranIAm, is the LOLCat Bible!
Here's a sample:
1 wen he seez lotz kittehz, he climbz tree. His BFz climbz tree too.
2 he sez:
3 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz wiv no cookies on tehy inside; tehy can has Ceiling.
4 cheezburgrz 4 sad kittehz; tehy can has petting.
5 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht not want pwn otehr kittehz; they can has urths when otehr kittehz is daid.
6 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht is liek "can i has good?"; an cookies 2.
7 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht no pwn otehr kittehz; Ceiling Cat no pwn tehm.
8 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht has bath on they inside; Ceiling Cat no invisble 4 tehm.
9 cheezburgrz 4 cheezmakrs; Ceiling Cat is liek "u mi kittehz."
10 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht iz pwned by otehr kittehz coz tehy iz good; tehy can has Ceiling.
11 cheezburgrz 4 kittehz taht iz pwned by otehr kittehz coz of me.
12 b happy. u can has cookie in Ceiling, cos itz liek wen kittehz pwned Ceiling Catz kittehz.
(for those who didn't grow up a Preacher's Kid, the selection is Matthew 5:1-12... "The Beatitudes" from the Sermon on the Mount [KJV translation here for comparison])